because i am one too. panong di ka magiging weird kung lahat ng tao na nakapaligid sayo may kanya kanyang ka-weirdu-han (and if you happen to be reading this, it's as good as saying you are one too..)

these are just random weird stuffs i have encountered during the week or last week or as far as i can remember last month.

my friend tina made up some tabloid headlines,

-"divino, anak ni totoy mola"
-"parak binoga ang kulasisi"
-"pichay pinulot sa kankungan"
-"sotto nabulaga"
-"mike defensor naGROgi at tumaob"
-"babae binorocha ng pintor"

that is how creative her mind works, and just so you know she is the infamous sender of green messages to everyone.

my grade six cousin shane texted my sister with this message:

ate kamusta na ung pwet ko? (referring to my sister's face, read: her butt and my sister's face looks the same. but of course my sister is pretty) ingatan mo ung pwet ko ha.

when we went to caleruega my dad bombarded my phone with several missed calls and messages asking how i am doing.. because he thought i joined a different varistarian, the one that does hazings. and he imagined me involved in a hazing? kmusta naman un? yah i have fraternity/sorority records but hey it's not as if i'd seriously join one?!

my sister and i can talk nonesense for hours. like talk about killing a cockroach and insert moral, ethical, and yes political stuff in the conversation. we can also do baby talk over a brand of milk without laughing. thinking that "this is one intelligent and serious conversation."

see i don't eat siopao bec i believe that it is made out of cats. except asado which i believed was the only one made of pork. so one day i ordered asado. after i finished it i said hmm sarap daddy! sabi nia o tlga kala ko di mo magugustuhan kasi bola-bola yan. anak ng..

I can't think of anything else and i'm suppose to end this entry, but then my kuya exclaimed just now, as he is playing an rpg game across me.

"Sabi ko na nga ba eh! (imagine the face, astonished na astonished siya) kadugtong toh ng silent hill 1 at 2 eh! grabe ang galing magkadugtong ung kwento! galing talaga!" i gave him the most sarcastic look. duh? kuya doesn't the label read silent hill 3??? it means it really is a continuation? tyaka the fact na nasa silent hill 3 ka na ibig sabihin nalaman mo na nung nilaro mo ung 2 na magkakadugtong ang kwento.

ay naku nakakaloka talaga. how would people expect me to be sane, when i have all these insane people around me.